Let it gooooooooo

Time = 11:43PM

Mood = vaguely annoyed/slightly amused

Music = Alfie by Lily Allen

What I SHOULD be doing = getting ready to sleep

Random fact about me = I've named all of my electronics.

Okay, so, here's something that I think is both funny and tragic. There's this girl, who I'm not really friends with. She's friends with another friend of mine, and because I try to be nice, I've been nice to her. She's made it quite clear that she doesn't like me, and that, by extension, has made me dislike her. If only because she's made snap judgments about me and always makes herself out to be the victim of situations that I'm not even being mean about.

Well anyways, enough about her. For the sake of making fun of her, because I'm feeling especially snarky tonight, we're gonna call her Gerbil. Well anyway, since I came home for the summer, and left my University, I haven't so much as heard boo from Gerbil. And frankly, I'm quite content with this. I don't like her, so I'm happy to be off of her radar and not have to tolerate her.

Well, out of the blue, she facebook messages me, and is all "OMFG I CANNOT GET AHOLD OF OUR MUTUAL FRIEND AND IT'S URGENT". To which really, I was like l.o.l. Well, I made suggestions of why MF (mutual friend) wasn't on the phone, not limited to "maybe her phone is dead" and "maybe she's driving" Well, Gerbil knows MF's schedule, apparently, and knew exactly where MF would be, and didn't get why MF wasn't answering her phone. So what does Gerbil do? Why, Gerbil makes /me/ call MF, just in case MF just isn't answering for Gerbil.

Laughing the whole way, I obliged, and, surprise surprise, couldn't get ahold of MF. Which I told her. Now I assumed that this would be the end of it. Gerbil's made it very clear that she doesn't like me, so I assumed that she wouldn't want to talk to me once I'd lived out my usefulness. I assumed wrong. No, instead, she continues to fill me in on all of her plans and why MF needs to call Gerbil, or else everything's going to go wrong in the morning! -gasp-

Okay, honestly, I think we can all guess what I was thinking. For those of you who can't guess, here it is: I was thinking "Do you really think that I give a fuck about this? Why should I care about your shit and anxiety when you're not even my friend. Oh so sad and funny and clingy. Just let it go, muffin, you're not as important as you think you are." Yup. Okay, so I probably played that up a bit and added some words, but that's the gist of it.

On a totally, completely unrelated tangent, I am delighted to announce that Whiny and Annoying are not coming back to school next year! Whiny doesn't have enough money. I feel kinda bad about delighting in her misfortune, but dude, all I can think about is that there's NO WAY that she's going to REQUEST ME AS HER ROOMMATE. Therefore, I am delighted. As for Annoying, she's taking a year off to go to South Africa. I think she's looking for closure, and frankly, all I can say is "good on ya!" I hope she gets closure, and I couldn't be happier that she's not getting closure anywhere near me! The further away, the better!

Alright, darlings, that's the update on Dragonista.

Lots of love,

Dragonista.